Polar Bears Thank Pat Robertson
(Churchill, Manitoba) Today, Canadian polar bear spokesperson Whitey thanked evangelical Christian Pat Robertson for finally recognizing the effects of Global Warming. "The polar bear community welcomes Pat Robertson into the consensus of Christians that realize the effect humanity is having on the earth." Robertson who as recently as 2005 called hurricanes God's wrath upon the wicked people now realizes global warming is likely caused by burning fossil fuels."We really need to address the burning of fossil fuels, "Robertson said on his "700 Club" broadcast. "It is getting hotter, and the icecaps are melting and there is a buildup of carbon dioxide in the air."After thanking Robertson for his support in reducing foreign energy dependence and pledging to live a carbon neutral lifestyle, Whitey unfortunately failed to realize his microphone was still live. Whitey was captured in a candid moment as saying "It is about time that dumb shit Robertson came in out of the sun and realize he and his followers are killing us polar bears." Asked for comment regarding that unscripted moment, Whitey said,"I stand by my comments. Pat Robertson is an idiot who finally used all his money generated from oil profits to buy himself a clue on Global Warming. We are dying up here while Robertson is spouting non-stop nonsense in an air-conditioned studio."
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posted by Jim VAT @ 6:36 PM
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You should devote some posts to the wonder dog, with lots of pics!
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