Sunday, February 04, 2007

French schools swamped by books challenging evolution - Yahoo! News

And here I thought climate change caused terrorism, but Turkish author Harun Yahya maintains that Darwinists are terrorists and that Charles Darwin's theories are "the true source of terrorism". Wow! I am not sure how this impacts my Global Warming Theory of Everything as I must now factor this into the theoretical framework. I knew attributing everything to Global Warming would be difficult, but someone has to do it.

Read the news story here.

1 Comments:

At Sunday, February 11, 2007 11:11:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, one way to look at it is thus:

1. Darwin weakened confidence in traditional values.
2. Such values include courage, patriotism, and a universal moral code that applied to everyone.
3. Without the values in #3 it becomes more difficult for the civilized peoples to stomp the crud out of the barbarians. Thus when good people abstain from stomping, evil men triumph. Or Darwin caused Terrorism.
4. And to tie this in to Global Warming---well, that is a bit difficult.

Well, not really. The same intellectual laxity which allows one to buy Darwin allows one to buy Global Warming.

But lets journey back to Planet X where everything is caused by GW (not Bush).

Global Warming causes people to believe Darwin is the cause of terrorists because....the terrible increase in heat in already hot countries is causing heat stroke and other hallucination inducing heat events. We must send United Nations aid NOW!

Ok, that was weak, pitiful even, but there's your rationale for madmen.

Tennwriter

 

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